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oh sweet jeezus no.
(Source: sheernun, via edredhaired)
I have never seen him look so happy before, and all because of a rubber chicken
This kid
(Source: edfirecrotchsheeran, via hollaatchadamngurrl)
- Normal people: crying cause I really miss you.
- Ed Sheeran: I don't get waves of missing you anymore, they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes
- Normal people: you're making me blush!
- Ed Sheeran: tell her that she turns my cheeks the color of my hair
- Normal people: we're spooning
- Ed Sheeran: we're resembling cutlery
- Normal people: my life is falling apart
- Ed Sheeran: her face seems slowly sinking, wasting, crumbling like pastries
- Normal people: marry me?
- Ed Sheeran: see, I could do without a tan on my left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle
- Normal people: i really want to kiss you
- Ed Sheeran: all i want is the taste that your lips allow
- Normal people: let's cuddle
- Ed Sheeran: cover me up, cuddle me in, lie down with me and hold me in your arms
- Normal people: i want to hug you
- Ed Sheeran: i was made to keep your body warm but i'm cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms
- Normal people: she's a crack whore prostitute
- Ed Sheeran: and in a pipe she flies to the motherland or sells love to another man
- Normal people: i'm sad and lonely
- Ed Sheeran: cause lately i've been waking up alone, paint splattered teardrops on my shirt
- Normal people: i'm going to get wasted and sleep with someone else to forget about you
- Ed Sheeran: i wanna be drunk when i wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed
- Normal people: expect me to drunk diall you later
- Ed Sheeran: and that tonight i'll call ya, after my blood is drowning in alcohol
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Omg I just went to this small music festival and Ed Sheeran played and was perfect then my friend and I were leaving and walking on the sidewalk when the car next to us rolls down the window and this happened
I CAN’T EVEN BREATHE. I JUST…. FUCK YOU.
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